Dream on

Dreams….

I’ve always been good at remembering my dreams, considering we forget 90% of our dreams In the first 5 minutes of waking up. If I have woken up with an interesting dream, I make sure I think about it over and over again so I don’t forget, then tell the first person I see (No strangers)

I used to have normal dreams and then out of the blue Phil Mitchell from EastEnders would pop up! I mean, why? I don’t understand. I don’t have a thing for him?! Well I don’t think I do…maybe I just loved EastEnders that much.

I find it fascinating trying to figure out why I dream of certain people and storylines. I always think through what I have seen the previous day and try and fill in the gaps.

Since I’ve been in Spain I have been having unusual dreams practically every night. It must be the heat! I’m going to talk you through the ones I remember, and  thought were strange yet amusing!

Dream one…

I had a dream about this boy from my primary school…I’m not going to mention his name as he may read this and think I’m a complete psycho. The dream was about us reuniting and getting into a relationship…I have no idea why, as I haven’t seen or spoken to him since I was 11. However, I do know that he has a girlfriend and a child…I obviously know this through Facebook.

People say dreams are about things that you want/want to happen. Honestly, why would I want to be a homewrecker and get with someone who already has a family. It obviously was not to do with him being my soulmate and wanting to marry him and live happily ever after…

I then figured out that I may have had the dream because I had read something about Macaulay Culkin, apparently being a heroin addict, along with seeing some lovely photos of him vomiting in a bush in the middle of the day – LOVELY.

I guess I thought Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone looked like this boy from School….weird.

Second dream…

This dream involved Joe Hart and Andy Carroll.

First of all I know why I had this dream…Footballers and their reputations as man whores.

Mercedes has a major thing for Joe Hart and I love a bit of Andy Carroll.

So, I had a dream that Mercedes had done the deed with Joe Hart….obviously I did not witness it in my dream haha. But, It began with her telling me about it then moved on to us finding out that she was just his mistress. She wasn’t just his mistress, she was his mistress in that particular city. He had lovers in every city he had ever visited…Mercedes was his Valencian one.

After that part of the dream, some random came up to me and asked me whether I liked TV. I said yes I do, why? He then responded with – My friend likes TV too, let me introduce you to him, I think he will want you.

So I’m guessing that means a guy who loves TV will be the one for me! If you like TV, I’m coming after you… 😉

The day after this strange and saucy dream I told Mercedes all about it, she practically hugged me saying…

I LOVE YOUR DREAMS SABY!!! I WISH THEY CAME TRUE.

I then thought I would be an amazing friend….and as you do, use a bit of basic Photoshop skills to make her this.

😉 I’m too kind! Love to watch her blush!

And that’s it! Have you had any unusual dreams lately? If so, tell me…I would love to know about them.

Love Saby

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Quotes from the Italianos ;)

This post is dedicated to the two mental Italian boys that I have met whilst on my internship. Their quotes are just brilliant!

IVANO

He is always singing, super friendly, an amazing dancer and just comes out with the weirdest and perverted sayings!

Mercedes you are so fit, what do you do?! Fit tits, fit legs, fit bum JUST FIT EVERYTHING.

Christine you can eat anything! It is just going to go to your tits *Attempts to squeeze her breasts*

Mercedes please have mercy on me! (This was after he accidentally kicked her computer….think he meant sorry)

Saby I love the way you dress….just like a bitch……I mean….you dress like you are going to the beach!! Thanks Ivano!

Mercedes where are you going you sexy thing?

Mercedes…Saby What?!?! Why can’t you go out tonight? What’s more important….el sexo?

I can’t dance to this music, I have to pretend. *Meanwhile dances like carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air*

Saby – So Ivano do you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend? Ivano – No, but I am in an open relationship with everyone!!

EZIO aka STONE THROWER

The typical stoner, always late for work, but super friendly and generous…especially with food and drink!

I ask Mercedes – Is he high? It’s like 11am! Look at his eyes!

Mercedes – No he can’t be, maybe he is just tired as he stayed up late.

Me- Hmmm, I still think he’s a stoner.

Mercedes – Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt, it’s the morning!

Me – Okay.

Mercedes – Oh he’s definitely high!!!! I can smell it!

Me – Told you so!

Me – Mercedes! Let’s go Google translate what stoner is and ask him whether he was high this morning!

….The direct translation – One who enjoys throwing stones haha! Not quite – but a great nickname!

Me – Ezio, were you high this morning at work?

Ezio – Nooooo! I just went to bed late. I hate that stuff!

Me – Oh…really?

Ezio – Why? do you want some? *Takes out of pocket*

Me – Hahahaha!

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Inspired by Ivano

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Inspired by Stone Thrower

Hope you enjoyed the quotes! Thanks Ivano and Ezio for making me laugh! ♥

Love Saby

The night I freaked out

I was planning on writing a blog post on ‘Why are some people so fucking fickle?’ but other stuff has happened this evening, so I thought I would write about this instead. Plus I’m sure this will entertain you.

Bit of background Info – I am currently living in Valencia whilst I do a 3 month internship at a digital communications company. I love it! This past week my flatmate has been away, so I have been taking full advantage of the apartment, walking around in my underwear singing and dancing…that sort of thing.

Anyways, I was just about to go and grab my towel as I needed a shower after my cheer workout (yes I’m a cheerleader) when I saw a LIZARD, a white lizard. I don’t think I’ve ever freaked out so much. I had to call my mum on Skype so she would sort me out! Christ, how embarrassing! Even I’m cringing at myself. You know the scenes in Tom and Jerry when the woman jumps on a chair each time she sees Jerry, well that was me…standing on a table in the room next door screaming. Seriously who am I?! An absolute pussy, that’s who I am!

The fact is I would consider myself as a brave person, now….not so much.

My thought at the time was – If I was at a camp/farm fair enough, in my room? No way!

So now, I’m going to have a lovely sleep on the sofa! May even pray for the lizard to leave my room – yes I know they are harmless but I’m still too much of a wimp!

Who knew I was scared of lizards!? What are your fears?

Love Saby