Dream on

Dreams….

I’ve always been good at remembering my dreams, considering we forget 90% of our dreams In the first 5 minutes of waking up. If I have woken up with an interesting dream, I make sure I think about it over and over again so I don’t forget, then tell the first person I see (No strangers)

I used to have normal dreams and then out of the blue Phil Mitchell from EastEnders would pop up! I mean, why? I don’t understand. I don’t have a thing for him?! Well I don’t think I do…maybe I just loved EastEnders that much.

I find it fascinating trying to figure out why I dream of certain people and storylines. I always think through what I have seen the previous day and try and fill in the gaps.

Since I’ve been in Spain I have been having unusual dreams practically every night. It must be the heat! I’m going to talk you through the ones I remember, andย  thought were strange yet amusing!

Dream one…

I had a dream about this boy from my primary school…I’m not going to mention his name as he may read this and think I’m a complete psycho. The dream was about us reuniting and getting into a relationship…I have no idea why, as I haven’t seen or spoken to him since I was 11. However, I do know that he has a girlfriend and a child…I obviously know this through Facebook.

People say dreams are about things that you want/want to happen. Honestly, why would I want to be a homewrecker and get with someone who already has a family. It obviously was not to do with him being my soulmate and wanting to marry him and live happily ever after…

I then figured out that I may have had the dream because I had read something about Macaulay Culkin, apparently being a heroin addict, along with seeing some lovely photos of him vomiting in a bush in the middle of the day – LOVELY.

I guess I thought Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone looked like this boy from School….weird.

Second dream…

This dream involved Joe Hart and Andy Carroll.

First of all I know why I had this dream…Footballers and their reputations as man whores.

Mercedes has a major thing for Joe Hart and I love a bit of Andy Carroll.

So, I had a dream that Mercedes had done the deed with Joe Hart….obviously I did not witness it in my dream haha. But, It began with her telling me about it then moved on to us finding out that she was just his mistress. She wasn’t just his mistress, she was his mistress in that particular city. He had lovers in every city he had ever visited…Mercedes was his Valencian one.

After that part of the dream, some random came up to me and asked me whether I liked TV. I said yes I do, why? He then responded with – My friend likes TV too, let me introduce you to him, I think he will want you.

So I’m guessing that means a guy who loves TV will be the one for me! If you like TV, I’m coming after you… ๐Ÿ˜‰

The day after this strange and saucy dream I told Mercedes all about it, she practically hugged me saying…

I LOVE YOUR DREAMS SABY!!! I WISH THEY CAME TRUE.

I then thought I would be an amazing friend….and as you do, use a bit of basic Photoshop skills to make her this.

๐Ÿ˜‰ I’m too kind! Love to watch her blush!

And that’s it! Have you had any unusual dreams lately? If so, tell me…I would love to know about them.

Love Saby

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The Spanish love a good wink and….

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If someone of the opposite sex started staring at you, then out of the blue gave you a cheeky wink, what would you think?

My friend Mercedes and I found it rather intriguing when we arrived at our placement in Valencia. We realised a wink for the Spanish is more like a smiley face to us.

At work we communicate via MSN and Yammer. So if someone writes to you saying – Are you coming downstairs ๐Ÿ˜‰ What do you automatically think?

I found it very odd to begin with, but now I’m a devoted winker ๐Ÿ˜‰

I’m just going to the bathroom now Mercedes ๐Ÿ˜‰ Want to come?!

What will I do once I’m back in England? Will people assume I’m coming on to them?

So apart from the winking…The problem the ‘international’ girls seem to be having is – Hot Spanish guys. We see them walking their dogs topless, at the beach with their incredible abs running out of the sea, like they are in a Dolce & Gabbana commercial – oh so very sexual and great for the eyes ๐Ÿ˜‰

So what’s the issue? Their height!! Why are they so short? I mean I’m a smurf as it is, and I feel tall here! No need for them heels, my feet can relax. I’m 5 foot 4 and that’s even pushing it! I’m considered theย midget out of my friends, but here I finally know what it feels like to be tall and look over people!

The Spanish love to wink and size always matters! Pun intended.

Ella Parry

Why is height so important? Would you get with someone shorter than you? Tell me what you think….

Love Saby